Jesus…Lord of Hosts!

As some of you already know, I often rave about how awesome a hosts Jesus was. So it was a welcome reminder to me when Sarah Graves pointed out that Jesus is oft referred to as the Lord of Hosts! I know it MIGHT be meant in a different context, but I’m going to assume for the next few paragraphs that Jesus simply is the patron that all hosts should look to for inspiration. Lets try it on for size and see how he shapes up!

Whether Jesus actually existed, and whether he was a divine figure, is up for debate. Christians are 100% sure, historians debate it hotly, and lots of people don’t mind either way, so lets agree to believe what we believe, move past that and just look at the figure of Jesus and what he stood for.

The main things I would put out there are:

o   Giving is more satisfying than receiving. Is this not at the core of any host?

o   Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you. Every host knows how to make people comfortable. Put yourself in their shoes for a minute, and all will be revealed.

o   Turn the other cheek. Not everyone will like the fact that you have so much love inside you that its spills over. Just keep on loving. So many antagonists will come around in time; the rest will disengage if you don’t return their negative energy.

So lets hope that you don’t get crucified for being a good host… I’m thinking that as we live in a more permissive society and you are unlikely to be dubbed the King of the Jews you are not in too much danger. So lets have a look at some examples of Jesus being the Lord of Hosts that can give us ideas and guidance.

Water into Wine – The marriage at Cana

This event was Jesus first major miracle, and one of his coolest. His disciples royally screwed the catering – they ran out of booze! Jesus wasn’t phased. He got the water and turned it into wine without delay. Don’t miss the lesson here. Be prepared to work a miracle. It can be done. At my house you will always find: 2 bottles of vodka in the freezer, 2 bottles of lime cordial and lots of ice. If I run out of booze at a party I can mix these ingredients fast to follow in Jesus footsteps and make sure the party is liquored up til late!

Loaves & Fishes

The feeding of themultitude is another well known event – Once again Jesus’ disciples are under delivering (they make me so mad – all about the hype!) – the have Jesus rostered all day on healing miracle detail while they cruise around the local villages bragging to the ladies about how they are down with the new guy in town, and of course people are flocking from all around and lining up for miles, but the disciples have put the event on in a really hard to find spot and have screwed up the food catering (sound like any festivals or events you have been to?). 

So, after a full day of healing the sick, with 4000 hungry people getting “no food bad mood” all at once, Jesus gets up, and promptly turns 5 barley leaves and 2 fish into food for around 4000 people. So next time you are at a party that has under-catered the food, ask yourself: what would Jesus do?

Here’s some divine insight I’ve had over the years: #1: Know which maccas and KFCs are open 24/7. Seriously. Call in and order, drive there and pick up and you can be back at the party in 15 minutes with chips, nuggets, dips and drumsticks. I guarantee the moment you walk in the door someone will say “Thank God…”. #2: I have 4 cans of chick peas, fresh garlic and lemons in my pantry, tahina paste in the fridge and 10 loaves of flat bread in the freezer. Ingredients in the blender for 20 seconds, bread defrosting in the microwave for 2 minutes. I can plate dips for 20 people in less than 3 minutes. Sweet lord of mercy, that will buy me time to get to KFC and back.

The Last Supper

This event forms the basis of the Eucharist that is celebrated every week by Christians when they drink wine and eat bread at church. I find what he said at the start of the party really fits well with me as a host. To paraphrase: This is my body and my blood. Every time you gather with people you love, think of me. Jesus knew that this was the last party he would be able to host personally, so he asked his disciples to remember every time they threw a party to think about what he had taught them. It’s important to remember that people come to your party to create memories with people they love. People know the blood, sweat and tears that you put in to make the party happen. Put on miraculous parties and remember that those who love you never take what you do for granted.

Indulge me, please, as I want to dig a bit deeper into the Eucharist

Every week Christians the world around re-enact the last supper, with the holy spirit transforming wine and bread into the body and blood of Christ. Have a think about this – Jesus was such a powerful host that he has inspired people for over 2000 years to get together every single week to experience their place in a global community and to remind each other that giving is more satisfying than receiving, to do unto others as you would have them do unto you, and to turn the other cheek. 

So now you can see the big picture behind being a Host with the Most.

Miraculous hosts inspire others to do the same. If it wasn’t for my grandmother throwing insane parties all the time (she ran Australia’s first Sri Lankan catering outfit) I would never have been inspired to throw the 8732 parties that I have hosted in my life so far.

If I throw in the tea towel at 20,000 parties my grand daughter might miss her calling and a chance to experience a life that satisfies her soul daily as it nourishes the bodies and hearts of those around her – her family, friends, work mates and her wider community at all levels.

Christmas Party Checklist

With Christmas just around the corner I thought why not make a bit of a checklist of some of the things to keep in mind for a good Christmas Party.

This is just a quick list of some of the thinks I do to make sure my Christmas shows go off without a hitch.

Who, what, where, when, why, how!

Clearly and briefly defining these 6 considerations can make the whole process much simpler from the start, and provided you with the info you need for your invitations and your theme and logistical considerations

Guest list

Knowing who you want to invite is key – it will set the context for all the other planning, so get this done first up.

Theme

Now that you know who is coming, decide on your theme. This will set the context for the decorations as well as help with your invitations. It can be a simple theme like “getting the family together”, right thru to something more elaborate that implies dressing up or specific decorations, like “The 12 Days of Christmas” or “Surfie Santa”

Menu

Food and drinks will often play a big part in a party so consider carefully what you would like the menu to look like – this will allow you to then organise or delegate the food delivery for the day.

Music

A little thought in this area can go a long way to improving the atmosphere at your party – even something as simple as a Christmas CD or live stream can make a big difference!

Room Set

Have a quick think about how to lay the room out to maximise the comfort of your guests. All together at one table, or some different areas for them to gather in small groups? Will they be close enough together to hear each other talk? Will they have enough shade? Will it be too hot, cool or windy? Make sure they will be comfortable!

Decorations

Once again a little effort can go a long way – even if its just some tinsel on the eaves and some crackers and a wreath on the table it will help set the tone for your day. These days most of this stuff can be sourced easily and cheaply from your local supermarket.

Fun

Have a quick thing about what fun things can be done quickly and easily. Crackers and Secret Santas are super easy fun ways to add some excitement to the day!

Documenting

Have a think about how you might document the day – it could be as simple as taking some photos with your phone and posting them up on facebook, through to asking someone to take photos or video on the day. It’s great to share the memories with those who came and those who didn’t make it alike!

Invitations

These can be as elaborate as a physical invitation, which you can now get well priced online, or as simple as an e-card, email or text, depending on how much you want to communicate the importance of the party to your guests. But make sure you invite people with a clear statement of who, what, where, when, why and how and let them know how to RSVP.

Purchasing

Now that you have you plan clear and your invitations sorted out, get all of your purchasing in order so you can make your party fit your budget. Get creative – asking people to bring certain things with them – food, drinks, decorations, cameras, music, etc, can really help with costs and make people feel involved.

Logistics delegation plan

With your event priced up, now you can delegate the jobs that need to be done before the day and on the day. Keep this plan recorded somewhere so that you can check back with people to make sure all of the elements of your party are on track.

RSVP and Follow Ups

Don’t forget to follow up with people about RSVPs and also the jobs you have delegated to them along the way – it keeps people excited and makes them feel involved.

Meet & Greet

Remember to greet people on the day or have someone specifically appointed to do this if you prefer to organise behind the scenes – settling people in and making a few introductions and getting them a drink will help them relax into your event fast.

Serving

Think about your service plan in detail before the event and keep it as simple as possible. Remember the basics – do I have enough serving bowls and spoons, plates, cutlery and cups? Seats? Is there enough space in the fridge and freezer or do I need to get some bags of ice as well?

Pack Up

Don’t be shy to ask a few of your nearest and dearest to hang out afterwards and help you pack up – it can be as fun as the party itself!

Follow Up

Send out some photos of the day and a thank you note, by email, text, facebook or mail. Your guests will appreciate the sentiment!

I hope this list has jogged your mind with a few things that will make your Christmas party just that little bit better. I hope your Christmas party this year is the best you’ve ever thrown!